sarahsizzites:

snowpetrel:

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

Children > Adults

vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

parynoid:

when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image

hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

Anonymous: "What is your favorite position?"

sensxal-bliss:

Being on top…..of a big pile of money.

jenner-news:

Kylie: Today was a good day ❤”

literallyrad:

first day back at school

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